The Realistic Genie

"The Realistic Genie"

"The Realistic Genie"
Often we are so busy with our business and live that we do take
time to laugh at all. There is too much seriousness. Be silly and
laugh sometimes, ok. Take time away from taking care of home or
business, stop online marketing, stop your direct marketing
efforts, stop blogging for five minutes to laugh. I promise it
will make you feel better. Here is my contribution. Enjoy it and
laugh and get back to your journey.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an
unusual old lamp.  She picked it up and cleaned it off, and
suddenly a "Genie" appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was
going to receive the usual three wishes.
 
The Genie said, "Nope..due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?" The woman did not
hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East   See this
Map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."  
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed., Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have bee at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."  
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never able
to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun,
likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed
and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time,
and is faithful.
That's what I wish for...a good mate."  
The Genie  let out a long sigh and then said, "let me see that
map again!"
Make humor a part of your life. Laughter makes you feel good!